I was an active tumblr user until recently, when my employer decided to monitor all internet usage and explicitly forbade blogging and various other non work-related activities on the interwebs. So now all my posts are composed or reblogged during off-hours, making heavy use of the queue.

I also enjoy(ed) following various intellectually stimulating tumblrs, but I cannot keep up with my current follow count with the time I have these days. As glorious the flood of internet memery is, as wonderful a cure it is for the mind-numbing monotony of cubicle life, it’s simply too much. Hence this account, for following-use only. If you are one of the lucky few—the sheep separated from the goats, if you will—consider yourself complimented: you are a sheep. And as we all know (or should know), sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell. I’m sure it means volumes to you.

If you haven’t figured out who I am yet, I’ll provide one clue as to who I am not: a controversial student activist movement.